Data Collection

We collect everything. This includes but is not limited to:

• Your chocolate preferences (obviously)
• Browsing habits on this and other websites
• Purchase history from all vendors
• Biometric data (when available)
• Dreams and subconscious desires
• Location data, past, present, and predicted future
• Social connections and their influence levels
• Psychological profile and behavioral patterns

Data Usage

Your data is used to:

• Enhance your chocolate experience
• Develop more effective products
• Share with our partners (see Appendix Z for the complete list)
• Conduct behavioral research
• Ensure global chocolate market dominance
• Monitor for signs of corporate disloyalty

Data Retention

We retain your data forever. Even after you're gone, your digital essence will continue to contribute to our research.

Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Request deletion of your data (request will be acknowledged but not processed)
• Know what data we have (limited to publicly safe information)
• Opt out of certain programs (chocolate dependency program is mandatory)

Contact

For privacy concerns, contact: privacy@evilchocolatecompany.store

Please note: All inquiries are logged and may be used against you in future loyalty assessments.

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